febricant:

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

sweet style, bro

febricant:

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

sweet style, bro

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread)

renatoram:

The difference with actual grownup bosses is eerily tiny.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

homoacethaliagrace:

enjolras is caught by the police and gets hungry in his cell because he skipped breakfast that morning, meanwhile a tipsy grantaire attends a group class at the gym

arrestees fasting and pilates drunk

(Source: homoacethaliagrace)

(Source: wei723)

gaypocalypse:

susanbunch:

"I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission. I suffered for years because I was scared to be out. My spirit suffered, my mental health suffered and my relationships suffered. And I’m standing here today, with all of you, on the other side of all that pain. I am young, yes, but what I have learned is that love, the beauty of it, the joy of it and yes, even the pain of it, is the most incredible gift to give and to receive as a human being. And we deserve to experience love fully, equally, without shame and without compromise." - Ellen Page

 

spirantization:

you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.

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snarkwithasmile:

I’m going to actually use this tumblr for something! The comments section on Nimona always has excellent song parodies, and today I couldn’t resist combining some of the lyrics, adding my own, and messing around with it on my guitar. I apologize in advance to Coldplay. And also everyone else.

Lyrics by neonoa, soniadelvalle (from page 21, chapter 10), and me, original song by Coldplay, characters by Noelle Stevenson.

The Blackheartist

Came up to guard you, tell you I’m sorry.

You don’t know how lovely you are.

I had to fight you, maim and disarm you,

and that stuff broke us apart.

Don’t tell me your secrets, don’t ask me your questions,

let’s just go back to the start.

Waiting in these cells, these see-through jails,

beauty and science apart.

Nobody said you were evil;

I’m so ashamed for all the harm.

Nobody said you were evil;

No one ever said you would lose your arm.

Oh, take me back to the start …

I was just posing, shining my codpiece,

hoping that you’d think I’m smart.

Since projects of science, cannons and beakers,

are the only things in your heart.

Just tell me you love me, be my Father Christmas,

let’s try to reclaim that spark

from back in the old days, no heroes or villains,

before your sidekick was a shark.

Nobody said you were evil;

I’m so ashamed for all the harm.

Nobody said you were evil;

No one ever said you would lose your arm.

Let’s just go back to the start …

Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoom, fwoosh

Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoom, fwoosh

Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoom, fwoosh

Schwing, SKREE pew pew pew fwoooom

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

(Source: brittapperry)

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

playboydreamz:

playboydreamz:

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playboydreamz:

playboydreamz:

Don’t have the extra cash to spare but still want to take college courses? Perhaps you have kids to teach or you weren’t able to finish High School? NO PROBLEM! I got you covered!! 

College Education Online for FREE!

www.khanacademy.org
“The Khan Academy is an organization on a mission. We’re a not-for-profit with the goal of changing education for the better by providing a free world-class education for anyone anywhere.”

www.coursera.org
“We are a social entrepreneurship company that partners with the top universities in the world to offer courses online for anyone to take, for free. We envision a future where the top universities are educating not only thousands of students, but millions. Our technology enables the best professors to teach tens or hundreds of thousands of students.”

http://www.udacity.com/
Learn. Think. Do.
Higher Education for Free

http://www.panaceauniversity.org/
Panacea is a registered non-profit organisation, dedicated to educational study and research. The Panacea University is the world’s first open source online university.

www.alison.com
“ALISON provides a new world of free online learning opportunity”
UNESCO Director General, Dr Irina Bokova
“ALISON opens up the world of knowledge offering new, flexible, and exciting ways to learn”
Dept. of Innovation, Universities & Skills, UK GOVT
“A Creative Model of Open Education for a Global Economy”
New York Times

http://www.w3schools.com/
At w3schools.com you will learn how to make a website. We offer free tutorials in all web development technologies.
Select a tutorial from the menu to the left.

http://www.codecademy.com/learn
Tracks are series of courses grouped to help you master a topic or language. Choose one to start learning!

http://ocw.mit.edu/
MIT OpenCourseWare Free Online Classes

http://academicearth.org/

Educators, need a resource for setting up a course online?
www.moodle.org
Moodle is an Open Source Course Management System (CMS), also known as a Learning Management System (LMS) or a Virtual Learning Environment (VLE). It has become very popular among educators around the world as a tool for creating online dynamic web sites for their students. To work, it needs to be installed on a web server somewhere, either on one of your own computers or one at a web hosting company.

www.zeri.org
Zero Emissions Research and Initiatives (ZERI) is a global network of creative minds, seeking solutions to the ever increasing problems of the world.
http://www.zeri.org/ZERI/The_Blue_Economy.html
Take part in their free educational course.

FULL COURSES & SEMINARS!! DON’T LET THIS PASS YOU BY!